Friday, March 30, 2007

A Pornographic Christmas Carol

One Christmas Eve, Ebeneezer Splooge is visited by three spirits--The Ghost of People He's Fucked, The Ghost of People He's Fucking Now, and the Ghost of People He's Going to Get Around to Fucking Someday. He learns that he's always been kind of a lousy lay and really needs to work on his technique.

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