Title:
I Fucked a Communist for the FBI

It practically writes itself.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.

-Salvador Dali

The only difference between me and a retard is that I'm not retarded.

-Bernard Welt

Today in class: The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie. I just watched most of A proposito de Bunuel, one of the best documentaries on an artist I can think of. To write like a child with the knowledge and vocabulary of an adult--that must be great.

Just discovered I can do a killingly funny imitation of Bela Lugosi as Dracula singing "Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab." That will certainly come in handy.